Why I’m not like Hitler, much - 2017/02/01

OK. I admit when you look at it like this, I kinda meet some of the criteria for being a fascist

However, associating me with Hitler goes beyond the pale. Here are some of the differences that clearly set us apart

Category	Hitler	Trump
Background	Austrian	German
Father	Bee Keeper	Beelionaire
Military Service	WWI volunteer	Draft Dodger
Foreign Policy	Expansionist	Isolationist
Election	Won Popular vote	Lost Popular Vote
Catchphrase	You’re invaded!	You’re fired!
Attitude to Walls	Went around	Likes building
Sexual Experience	Possibly impotent	Grabs them by the pussy
Physical Deformity	One testicle	Small(ish) hands
Literary Output	20thC best selling book	Tweets
Holocaust	Instigator	Denier
Thwarted Ambition	1000 year 3rd Reich	Nailing Princess Di
Hobby	Watercolor painting	Reruns of ‘The Apprentice’

Couldn’t be two people with less in common - unless you count Charles and Di (I could have had her, you know)