Inauguration notes - 2017/01/20

Boy this lineup stinks. Just been playing 3 Doors Down . Name sounds like where I’m going to stash the Russian hookers in relation to the Oval Office.

Anyways, their track ‘Here without You’ (irony? Ed.) is up to 288 million views on Youtube as I speak. Probably under a 1000 a week ago. Bet some of those that turned down the opportunity could have done with some of that publicity LOL

Not much humour in this ceremony so planning to bump up the laughs

My fellow Americans (and ex-President Obama), ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Russia

PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump

See the old Bushes are planning to upstage me. Sounds like a murder/suicide gone wrong

Think I might get the FBI hand out some Trump masks for the dignataries to wear. Tell them there is a credible threat of an assassination attempt but I insisted on going ahead

More to come when I have time to reflect on the ceremony