Numbers Schnumbers - 2017/01/22

So after my pleas for unity and America First a bunch of pinko women take a day out to be divisive. Talk about definition of fellow-travellers. And yet they complain about me cozying up to Putin, about the one remaining communist outside of Washington, DC

I’m sure their husbands, fathers etc. were glad they were out of the house but they still could not pick the right day. Why not Sunday when the games are on and all the good old boys want to do is sit down with their buddies have a few beers and crack some pussy jokes

At least one of these conspirators stayed home to doctor the numbers as well. Here is the authoratitive version

Largest audience period. Of course, billions more Chinese have gotten TVs in the past 4 years and they are keen to witness the inauguration of a man who will stand up to them rather than his spineless predecessors. But so what. Still the largest

Now we get to the phake photos. And believe me, I know what I’m talking about here

The above picture is taken from an article from that pillar of neutrality the British Guardian and purports to show how many more Obama got in 2009.

It’s a phake photo!

Mine was taken days before the inauguration not during it
There are buildings in the fore-ground of mine and not his. Obvious photoshopping
Well of course it ‘looks’ like there are more in his. Black stands out more. Mine were mostly white haired old men
In 2009 (you note they do not compare with the pitiful turnout in 2013) Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare had not been released

Here’s another one for that Women’s march

Clearly doctored. Repetitive patterns everywhere. Do they really think people didn’t watch Lord of the Rings and all those orcs! Should do better ladies.

Anyways make the most of it. By the time I’ve slapped some decent levies on Chinese imports, wool will be too expensive for all that knitting - or whatever girls do when they get together

Back to work. Still a few more of Obama’s few actions to repeal