RStudio - 2017/02/03

Many of will have seen my latest executive order

This is just a first step as the long term aim is to ban R altogether. English American should be the only official language in the USA

However, the priority has to be RStudio. It has all the hallmarks of a terrorist organization intent on the downfall of capitalistic society by foreign elements

Look at this. All quotes are directly from their website!

  1. Small Cells everywhere

We are a distributed team with headquarters in Boston’s Innovation District, and a second office in Seattle. One or more of us can also be found in California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Ohio, Indiana, Maryland, Minnesota, Nebraska, North Carolina, Texas, Virginia…and Belgium and Portugal!

  1. President (with a pretty brazen name) lives in the Clinton heartland (alongside lots of illegal immigrants by the look of voting figures)

Tareef Kawaf President - Boston, MA

  1. ggplot2

Apparantly their premier (suspicious) package. Anything with ‘plot’ automatically raises issues. Even the FBI are aware of it. Guessing plot 1 was a failure and our best theory is that ‘gg’ refers to Glenn Greenwald - infamous for aiding and abetting the traitor, Edward Snowden - who has been off the radar for the past few years. They have a Garrett Grolemund on their staff. Pretty sure it is the same guy

  1. Anti-Capitalist

It’s better for everyone if the tools used for research and science are free and open. There are many benefits to free software in science: improved reproducibility, wider sharing of knowledge and techniques, and elimination of cost barriers to create a more level playing field, to name just a few.

Tell that to my CEO-friends at SAS, SPSS etc.

  1. Pro-globalization

These tools further the cause of equipping everyone, regardless of means, to participate in a global economy

I’m going to tariff them to hell and back

  1. Promoting use of Improvised Explosive Devices (IED)

Our flagship product is an … (IDE)

The slight misspelling doesn’t fool me. And, oddly they have a Chief Scientist: scientists created the atomic bomb, remember

This mysterious scientist goes by the name of Hadley Wickham. Presumably a woman as the rise in popularity of this forename correlates with the growth in feminism

Wouldn’t surprise me if she is related to Hadley Freeman who writes in the commy-rag, Guardian, such incitements to violence as I’ve heard enough of the white male rage narrative and I’m back in America. Is this where I belong? I think you know where I come down on the latter

  1. rstudio::conf

This was a gathering held over a few days last month in Orlando. Apparantly some annual pilgrimage like that trip to Mecca but for Western collaborators. If it was a conference, why not call it by its full name? I think it was code for conflict, conflagration etc. Do not be surprised if they issue videos on the web over the next few days with hidden messages for all their followers

So I would urge all patriotic Americans to provide more information on this sinister organization; stop employing their products; and return to the use of expensive, commercial, non-reproducible software.

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