The Wall - 2017/01/26

No doubt you have all read my previous entry on this subject Too forward thinking. It’s my curse

So I have relented and have set into motion the

“impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”

President DJ Trump

N.B Reference to southern, JT. There could be more

It will be the longest wall in the World. Now I know China will dispute that with some alternativeFacts™ but they have refused a perfectly reasonable request for some of our Count It’s Amplitude (geddit) staff to go check it out on the grounds that they do not allow foreigners into their country carrying demolition equipment

Mexico are still up in arms about this and their President has cancelled a trip over here, probably because the only flight still available was on Air Mexico

Might be his last chance of course, unless he takes a wall-climbing course.

I’m not sure what he is so upset about. It’s a blind trust but we all know which is the greatest construction company in the world and although I’m not allowed to suggest it, I’m sure a few Mexican illegals will be employed
The government will initially foot the bill, charge the Mexicans a reasonable rate of interest (say 35%) and all profits on it being a great tourist attraction will accrue to the Trump whichever company runs it

I’ll send Ivanka down for the ceremonial dig

That will get all the Mexican male population flocking there (especially as they won’t have jobs in the auto industry to go to by then)