Theresa May Pt.1 - 2017/01/23

One of the things you learn in business negotiations and, going by recent presidents, never in public service is to be unpredictable. I want to MakeAmericaGreat again and one way is to destabilize all of our main trading rivals.

I’ve already got Japan in a tizzy with my comments on Toyota when I threatened them with a border tax if they build a plant in Mexico. Conicidentally, a day after I had sold my stock in the company

The next stage is to build on Brexit to encourage defragmentation of Europe

All those ‘public’ i.e private one sex schools with their fagging, paddling and god knows what else going on in the UK has led their leaders to being keen to bend over for any US President(think of Blair as GW’s poodle on Iraq)

Only Margaret Thatcher was made of sterner stuff so I wanted to test out Theresa May to see if she was one of the boys. I deliberately did not take her call as one of the first ten congratulatory messages - putting such economic powerhouses as Ireland and Egypt ahead of her

And Yep she wants from behind. Sent me a fawning letter littered with references to our ‘special relationship’. She probably means it in a physical as well as metaphorical state but sorry. No Can Do

There once was a PM called May
Who came a-calling one day
She asked if I would
I said that I could
But with her? No fucking way!

Anyways, I’ll set up some relatively favourable deal for the UK, so that other countries in the EU will jump ship, and just renege on it when it suits

As a footnote, thinking of Maggie (Thatcher) and (Theresa) May brings to mind my older-than-me buddy, Rod Stewart. Now there’s a man who knew a good piece of ass when he saw it

and as the Daily Mail reminds us the lady in question did miss out before her untimely death

What’s wrong with that? Nowhere do I mention pussy!